Bruce Koci
January 10, 1943 - November 13, 2006
BruceFest: PPT (~6.42 mb) | Young Bruce: PDF (~4.25 mb)

Reasons for not drilling today in the words of Bruce Koci:
- It's too hot
- It's too cold
- It's too windy
- It's Friday
- It's not windy enough so the generator might overheat
- It's too lousy to drill
- It's too nice to drill
- The dome isn't oriented right
- Snow is on the generator
- Can't read the dials because sunglasses are screwed up